I Miss Phoebe!!

A while ago, they showed reruns of Friends at supper time, so I always had my daily episodes to watch on week days.

Now they don't anymore, and I realise that unlike most people, I didn't watch to root for Rachel and Ross (a pretty boring couple if you ask me), or to be amazed by Rachel's many hairstyles. What I loved was the amazingly original decor and wild colors of the girl's apartement....and of course....Phoebe! God that girl was entertaining.

Reasons why Phoebe Buffay is Hot:

She writes and sings songs with titles like: "Smelly Cat", "Sue, Sue, Suicide", and "Ode to a pubic Hair".

Some of those in front of an audience of kids, thus earning herself the title of the Lady who sings about the Truth.

When allowed to change her name to anything, she comes up with the super classy: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

Refuses to eat "Food with a Face".

Doesn't believe in Gravity.

Talks to inanimate things and to dead people (either looking up or down according to where she guesses they ended up.)

Still seems to believe in Karma and Reincarnation.

When she is working out, she runs the only way it's fun...like when she was a kid and running away from Satan (the neighbor's dog). Arms flailing around wildly.

She creates truly nightmarish paintings/sculptures featuring mutilated, half-crawled out of their frame recycled dolls and babies, and she thinks they are beautiful yet they terrorize her friends.

She was a homeless kid by the age of 14 and never went to college, but she met with a small group regularly behind a dumpster to learn French.

And those are only a few reasons....I really need to go buy those DVDs now that they are out...